What men actually look like on Tinder

I am 28 years old, I work as an HR manager, I have conducted more than one thousand interviews over the past five years. I first signed up for Tinder when I could not find an employee (now many people do this, especially in the IT field). Then she began to communicate and go on dates - there are actually quite a lot of absolutely adequate, funny and interesting guys. But in connection with professional deformation, I look at my Tinder profile as a resume, and I go on dates like interviews. Not a feminist, not a man-hater, comic thread (no), did not want to offend anyone. I just love to observe people and analyze the motives of their actions.

Types of men 25-35 years old on Tinder (subjective observations only)

1. Rock star: AC / DC T-shirt, very poor quality photo with a guitar, unwashed hair, lives with mom.

2. An ordinary IT specialist: a T-shirt with a cartoon, a photo from a fashionable pub, there is a link to Instagram, does not know how to communicate with women, knows all the memes.

3. The IT specialist is rich: a T-shirt without a print, a photo against the background of New York or Singapore, something is written in English, there are already a couple of partners, but here he is just showing off.

4. Goes to the rocking chair: photo from the rocking chair.

5. Traveler: once I was on a bus tour in Europe, from there all the photos in the profile and 400 more on Instagram, in the information about myself - "I love traveling."

6. Suspiciously normal: married.

7. Mid-level manager: selfie while driving, photo from fishing, selfie from the office on the fourth iPhone (or on the tenth if the loan is paid for the fourth).

8. Ahmed.

9. Businessman: Easy to confuse with a wealthy IT specialist or a middle-level manager, but different in that his photos are stolen from the Internet, but in fact he is either a "rock star" or is married.

10. Quiet maniac: looks frightening, photo from a very close distance.

11. Photographer: in the photo he is with a camera, someone's wedding, his face in b / w or sepia, in the profile he offers his services.

12. The man who mistook Tinder for a dating site: the profile contains very detailed information about himself with the indication "I am looking for a good, pretty girl for love and sex." Looking for any girl for sex.

13. A man with a fine mental organization: any photo, it is easy to identify by a long and meaningless text about something eternal. Can't pay for your coffee. For yours too.

14. Comedian: jokes on the profile about being dumb, poor and ugly. Not really joking.

15. Social: each photo has a lot of people, it is not clear who is the owner of the profile. Which, in general, does not matter, because all the same all ugly.

16. Snowboarder: in all photos in equipment and with snow in the background. A quote about the fact that he loves the mountains more than the sea. Can't snowboard or ski. Photos from vacation in Bukovel in 2015.

17. Brunette, brown eyes, 180 cm, well-mannered, honest, without bad habits: a narcissistic liar who loves details.

18. Startup: signed as CEO, founder, owner. Outwardly, he is close to a wealthy IT specialist, but in reality he is unemployed. Trades fitness bracelets with AliExpress. Can get bored to death with motivational quotes even in the profile description.

19. Creative: Vivid photo, in profile trying to joke. Speaks some nonsense about exhibitions. Leads conceptual Instagram. Works as a marketer or barista.

20. Intellectual: Similar to creative, but unbearably boring. Possibly writing a book. Absolutely works as a copywriter. There has been no sex for a very long time.

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