21 messages that will infuriate anyone

2024 Author: Malcolm Clapton | [email protected]. Last modified: 2023-12-17 03:44

"Where have you disappeared?", "Not sleeping?"

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Start your conversation with this message. First you need to find out if your interlocutor is here. Don't trust the green light. Ignore the negative answer and go directly to step 2. If the answer is yes, also go to the second step.

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After that, be silent, wait for an answer in return. The main thing is not to rush to get down to business. The interlocutor has plenty of time, which he will gladly spend on the greeting ceremony.

3

Send after hello. Don't get down to business at all. First, show that you are very concerned about the other person's affairs.

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Send after the other person has told you about their problems and concerns. Avoid verbosity here. You can even shorter: "clear."

5

Be sure to check before asking. Suddenly the interlocutor cannot be asked questions.

6

Send this after the interlocutor allows you to ask a question. If it doesn’t allow, then even more so start to state your request with this phrase. Of course, you need to send it in a separate message.

7

It will be needed when, after your messages, the interlocutor stops responding to you. Type in caps so that the other person hears you exactly. You can even like this: "AUUUUU !!!!"

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It can be used in two cases:

• after the interlocutor has answered your "AU";
• instead of hello, if you haven't corresponded for a long time.

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This is after answering the request. And when you ask for something, also save letters - do not write "please", write "plz".

10

This is if the interlocutor wrote a detailed message and you want to show your participation and sympathy.

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Send to keep up an interesting conversation if the person does not answer you or wrote you a detailed message and you want to clarify the details.

12

For very funny jokes, when you need to make the interlocutor understand that the joke is really very funny.

13

Use instead of hello if you don't have a watch, your smartphone doesn't show the time, you just woke up and don't know what time of day it is outside the window.

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It is best to send at night, when the interlocutor is offline: what if he did not turn off the sound and hears your question even in a dream. But you can send such a message during the day: you never know, a person has a quiet hour.

15

Send as soon as you've sent your email. You can still call in pursuit if the person has not answered your message within two minutes.

16

And immediately give a link, preferably to some malicious site. To improve efficiency, first create a group chat, and only then drop there a link and a request to vote.

17

The message you are asking for forwarding must contain:

• threats (“If you don’t send it, the last unicorn will die on earth”);
• promises (“If you send it, everyone will be happy”);
• bribe;
• blackmail.

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Before that, write something like "I'm going on a date", and then - "Oh, not for you." Whom to send - you yourself know, it is not for me to teach you.

19

After this phrase, the most important thing is to be silent. Take a dramatic break for as long as possible. Until you hear the doorbell - most likely, your interlocutor arrived without waiting for an answer from you.

20

When all other arguments have been exhausted, get "oh, everything" - the most deadly and effective. Use as a last resort.

21

A safe bet if you're on the treadmill, out of breath, and the music is thundering around. If you are not heard, they can always rehearse. Plus, thanks to voice messages, your friends will never know that you are misspelling.

These messages will become more effective if you send them to strangers: find a stranger, write, for example, "We need to talk," be silent, wait, enjoy.