How does a man differ from a boy

The question of how a boy and a man differ is debatable. In ancient times, each community had its own initiation rite, which allowed it to move from one status to another. For example, he pulled a lion's tail three times, or spent the night in a deep forest, or got a tattoo on his entire face - and welcome to the club of real men.

Now there is no clear line in secular society, but these two concepts are contrasted. A man, as opposed to a boy, is endowed with signs of a mature personality. However, the discussions are not limited to this.

Users of social networks put forward their bold, philosophical, funny versions of how a boy differs from a man. Sometimes it comes out really interesting.

Role in relationships

The same idea is traced in tweets: a woman appreciates daily care, and not one-time beautiful gestures, and a man knows about it.

Boy: "I have booked a table for us in a restaurant, at 18:00 I will pick you up."

Man: "I warmed up a bowl of water for you, go wash yourself."

boy: whispers in the ear of vulgarity

man: in a languid voice says that he ordered us rolls, pizzas, burgers, quesadillas, pie and potatoes

boy: takes you to the cinema, theater, restaurants, hang out at concerts, ordered a gorgeous dinner home, presented flowers and decorations

man: stood with you in line at the mfc, drove you to the pharmacy, fought off the attendants in the queue of the clinic, fitted shoe covers, bought you a doshik with the last money

quarrel with a girl.

boy: will go home to ride out the storm.

man: leave. will be back with a bag of food in an hour.

Boy: goes to the bar with you

Man: takes you to the cemetery and paints the fence on the grave of your great-grandmother

Political maturity

Several tweets raise the topical issue of courts for memes and reposts.

boy: posts forbidden memes to his feed

real man: posts their text description

A textual description of a meme is information that is entered into a criminal case. As a rule, it is very difficult to understand from it what is happening in a picture recognized as extremist.

boy: shows meme

man: served for the meme

Boy: sits on the pot

Man: sits down at a meme

Sense of responsibility

Responsibility for health has also become a popular topic.

Boy: Mom, why are you taking this mountain of pills, we're going on vacation.

Man: you take a mountain of pills yourself.

boy: takes clothes to camp igruly

man: takes a mug powder PRESSURE MEASURING DEVICE

Attitude to food

A boy appreciates delicacies, a man appreciates simple and understandable food, and more.

Boy: counts dumplings by the piece

Man: understands that the food of the gods was not actually made by idiots and put in the bag exactly as much as needed for one portion

Boy: "oh, what shall we take, sushi or pizza?"

Man: "Cho can we whitewash?))"

Alcohol selection

A man's relationship with alcohol is also far from sophisticated.

Boy: goes to the rocking chair, 8 cubes of the press

Man: Can drink a beer in one gulp

The boy will treat you to wine, the man to beer.

Courtship manner

User opinions are divided, but most believe that men, unlike boys, know what they are doing and hit right on target.

boy: entices girls to date

man: persuades girls to have sex

conqueror of hearts: inclines girls to self-delusion

Boy: dickpeak

Male: dogpik

Indeed, a picture of a dog in a message from a stranger is better than a picture of his cock.

A boy tells you… a man shows you

"The boy talks, the man shows," says the author of the tweet. And it is definitely not about dikpik, but about confirming words with deeds.

boy: looks at a pretty girl at the bar, fits

man: looking

still looking

* tired of waiting for her to come *

goes away

Boy:

Asks to throw off nude

Man:

Asks to take a photo of what she cooked for him for dinner

Life choice

The man understood all the salt.

Boy: wants to be Batman

Man: wants to be Alfred. Well, what, you still live in a rich castle, the owner is almost never there, there is no competition in the workplace, you can troll Robin.

Fine tuning

If you still can't decide between the two statuses, social media users with out-of-the-box thinking and a great sense of humor will come to the rescue.

what is your zodiac sign?

boy: fish

man: beer))))))))

boy and girl: exchange fluids

man and woman: exchanging likes

Boy: flunked the horizon

Man: flunked the bear

Boy: ?

Man: ?