20 male habits that piss off

2024 Author: Malcolm Clapton | [email protected]. Last modified: 2023-12-17 03:44

Men, we treat you well. Honestly. But some of your habits sometimes lead to white heat. Please don't.

1. Get drunk in the trash

You rush home in the morning, loudly close the door, loudly take off your shoes, loudly go to the toilet … Damn it, at such moments you do everything loudly, even breathe. Next time, finish the libation a couple of cups early. It's okay to come in tipsy, but getting kicked into talking mucus is another matter entirely.

2. Believe that cooking is a woman's business

Guys, seriously, your hands are in place, your brains are too. And you have probably seen the stove before. So why do you think that only we should cook?

At least occasionally, you can do something on your own. And yes, here's a surprise - culinary feats take time and effort. Think about it at your leisure before sending us to the stove every single day.

3. Staring at other women

We are not blind, if anything. And we perfectly notice when you once again look with enthusiasm at the pretty waitress. Be so kind as to be less explicit about it. Or, at least for a short while, look away from her breasts. Many thanks.

4. Give up your part of the housework

It is clear that we have different ideas about disorder, but still. If the other half says it's time to clean up - as a rule, it's really time. And now the trick: take a window cleaner and wash those same windows. Wow, it looks like your girlfriend is turned on! No, it doesn't seem like it is.

5. Watch only movies for men

Your girlfriend has long understood that you like Fast and Furious. The fact that she had to watch every film in the franchise with you prompted her to think about it. Twice. A movie about cars is a good thing, but sometimes you want to pour a glass of wine and turn on some tearful nonsense like "City of Angels". We're not asking much of you, are we?

6. Talk exclusively about yourself

Some men are so passionate about themselves that they want to bow down to them when they bother to talk about something else. Excessive self-love and the belief that everyone wants to know how you are are not so-so habits.

7. Scoring on plans

When you systematically give up something at the last moment, it infuriates us and your friends and colleagues. In general, everyone. If nothing really important has happened, humble yourself, gather your will into a fist and, please, act as we agreed.

8. Chuck on us

Everyone has the right to spend his free time as he pleases, there are no complaints here. But if for the sixth evening in a row you go out on a party with friends, but you don't take us with you, it can be quite insulting.

9. Leave dirty dishes in the sink

Oh yes, your life partner is just crazy about plates with leftover meals and mugs in which tea bags sour. Rumor has it that if a man does the dishes, nothing bad will happen to him.

10. Don't go shopping with us

Say you hate shopping? Not a problem, we ourselves will carry the heavy bags home. Just do not be surprised later that these bags do not contain your favorite food.

11. Snore all night

It is clear that you are not doing this on purpose. But if you know you snore while lying on your back, why not just change your sleeping position?

12. Pick your nose

Not in the nose, so in the ear or in the teeth - this process does not become more pleasant. For heaven's sake, do this kind of research on your own. And the prey of the umbilical collection too.

13. Leave hair on soap

I don't care where they come from. Is there anything you can do so that they are no longer there?

14. Do not clean up after yourself

You cut your nails and left, but the nails remained. Shaved, and now there are stubble all over the sink. Closing a tube of toothpaste is not a royal affair that it is me. Throwing away the candy wrapper should not be earlier than a couple of days after the candy is eaten - obviously, this is what a tradition unknown to ladies prescribes.

15. Ask us where your things are

Probably where you put them. I have never met a single woman with a passion to hide the belongings of her faithful every day.

16. Sitting on the toilet for a long time

Anything can happen in life, but it is unlikely that you have such digestive problems that every trip on known business takes half an hour. No, let's be honest, are you hiding from us there, or is it some kind of global male toilet conspiracy?

17. Not to be treated

Because medicines are for weaklings, and suffering purifies the soul and hardens the flesh. Imagine if you have a headache, you can just take a pill. The pain will go away, tested.

18. Sniffing clothes before putting them on

First, it looks disgusting. Secondly, what is there to sniff at all? If the T-shirt or socks are freshly washed, they smell like washing powder. If you have worn them for several days, things ooze a dubious smell. Not unexpected.

19. Abuse perfume

Here is the point: if you constantly use the same eau de toilette, then over time you get used to the smell and imperceptibly increase the dose. You are fine, but those around you are already bleeding eyes.

20. Eat with squelch and chomp

As a child, you should have been told that eating in the company of other people is as quiet as possible. In general, do not be surprised if one day you get a spoon on the forehead from a companion. Still, the nerves of many are not iron.