20 most useless apps in the world

2024 Author: Malcolm Clapton | [email protected]. Last modified: 2023-12-17 03:44

Razor simulator, toilet visit map, sausage war and other bewildering creations of the developers.

1. Treadmill finger workout

The graphics-harsh app is a finger treadmill. It works very simply: press a button and train. Online you can find out the distance you ran, and after the finish (how tired you are) - compare your result with the achievements of other users.

The developers themselves believe that this application is useful: you can use it to relax at lunchtime or after work. Constant "cardio", they say, protects against arthritis and sports injuries. Perhaps this is so, but so far none of the "athletes" has left laudatory reviews. As well as the critical ones.

2. Places I’ve Pooped

The application allows you to put points of visiting toilets on the map and compete with friends who have visited more restrooms. To do this, notifications will come to the smartphone that someone has put another toilet point. You can share your achievements on social media. Very inspiring.

Analog for Android devices - Poop Map.

3. Pimple Popper

A creepy app where you need to squeeze acne from virtual characters (one of them is similar to DiCaprio). Maybe some people really enjoy it. You need to push quickly: the faster, the more coins you will get to buy new characters on which there will be new acne.

The analog for Android devices is the Pimple Squeezer.

4. Beer now! iBeer

I want to drink beer, but can't I? Download iBeer and have a drink with friends, family or strangers from different countries. The application includes cross-drinks in companies of up to four people, photo sharing after a joint drink, and discussion in voice chat. The menu includes four types of beer, wine, champagne, vodka and other drinks.

Why is this needed? It's hard to say. However, according to the developers, the app has been an App Store bestseller for three years now. It has been downloaded 90 million times.

5. Nudifier

For fans of the movie "Dumb and Dumber". You photograph a friend or girlfriend (preferably the subject is in shorts or a short skirt) and blur everything below the waist with pixels. It turns out a spicy photo - as if a person is naked. You could take it a step further: put it on the cover of a tabloid.

The analog for Android devices is Nudify.

Prudifier PonyCode Corporation

Nudify BananApps

6. Bleep Button

An application for those who use foul language, but are embarrassed about it. If you feel that you cannot hold back the obscene words, just press the red button. She beeps your speech in the same way as, for example, on TV programs.

Bleep Button Shaved Labs Ltd

7. Touch-Wood

A find for the superstitious. It will help if you feel the urge to immediately spit over your shoulder and knock on wood, but there is nothing wooden nearby.

“When something bad happens, you're anxious or depressed, open the app, tap the screen and cast the touch wood spell. It may happen that the perfume of the tree will bring you peace of mind,”the developers say.

Analog for Android devices - Knock On Wood.

Knock On Wood Ossibus Software

8. SMTH

Fun for those who have absolutely nothing to do and want to tickle their nerves. SMTH (Send Me To Heaven) is an app that determines how high you toss your smartphone.

The developers have honestly warned that this process can lead to damage to both the gadget itself and its owner, as well as bystanders. But for some, getting to the top of SMTH is probably worth it.

S. M. T. H. Carrot pop

9. Anti Mosquito

Mosquito repellent app. The smartphone starts emitting ultrasound. Useless, because the developers themselves admit that its action has not been confirmed, and therefore you need to perceive it as a prank. However, as follows from the reviews, some users instantly calm down and fall asleep under ultrasound. At least some benefit.

Anti Mosquito - Sonic Repeller Pico Brothers

10. Watermelon Prober

An application that helps to determine the ripeness of a watermelon. It's simple: you need to put your smartphone on the berry and knock on the crust three times with a pause of a few seconds. The problem is that the application gives different results even when examining one watermelon.

Watermelon Prober Koolio Entertainment

11. Newton's Cradle

This app is a virtual version of Newton's pendulum, balls that transmit impulse to each other. In theory, contemplation of this process should relieve stress. But not in this case.

Newton's Cradle geekyouup

12. Hold On

An amazingly useless application. The user is invited to hold the button as long as possible and see if there are those who are wasting their time in the same mediocre way (counting is up to milliseconds).

However, the developers believe that the ability to push the button develops persistence, improves concentration skills and makes you more productive.

HOLD ON! Ben mumford

13. Yo

An application that allows you to send other users the interjection Yo. The developers are trying to give it some meaning: “Yo can mean anything. It all depends on you, the recipient of the message and the time of sending. " Well, at least a good reason to remember the heroine of "12 chairs" Ellochka Ogre, who communicated with the world in a similar way.

Yo Life Before Us LLC

14. Lick the Icicle

The user is literally prompted to lick the icicle on the screen. For a while. Until it melts. What for? So far, no one knows the answer to this question.

15. Fan

You feel hot? Try turning on a fan on your smartphone. Perhaps looking at the rotating blades will help you. Moreover, you can even choose the most pleasant sound in the application.

Fan (sounds) Holy Coder

16. Sausage Legend

If you are very fond of grilled sausages, then this application is for you. Thanks to the violent imagination of the developers, the sausages are heroic: they fight, shoot, engage in original martial arts (using forks). Perhaps, after a couple of completed levels, you will love this food even more.

Sausage Legend Fighting Games Milkcorp

Sausage Legend - Online multiplayer battles Milk Co. Ltd.

17. Xp Error Mobile

A delight for those who are nostalgic for a freezing computer on Windows XP. You will be reminded of six system errors with appropriate audio feedback. A good opportunity to grit your teeth again with rage.

Xp Error Mobile Alvaren Studio

18. Is it dark outside?

Want to know if it's dark or light outside? Don't look out the window, start this application. The answer will be based on your current location and the date and time of sunrise and sunset. No mistakes!

Many grateful users have already noted the value of the application, saying that they feel they are an important part of society. And that's great.

Is it dark outside? Dirk malorny

19. Razor - Cuts hair (JOKE)

Fun for owners of beards who periodically want to shave them off, but hesitate. The simulator shows that not only hairs fall from the chin, but also flies, spiders, worms and other unpleasant creatures. It can probably be fun under certain circumstances.

The version for iOS, however, without worms and flies, but with vibration and sound - Real Razor Pro.

Real Razor Pro SORO SONS BILGI TEKNOLOJISI TICARET LIMITED SIRKETI

20. Hodor Keyboard

Application for those who are very fond of the word Hodor. Game of Thrones fans know that Hodor is a mentally handicapped servant in the Stark House who can only utter his name. The app works the same way. For 34 rubles, you get a keyboard that types just one word.