Why All This: 9 Outlandish AliExpress Products That Baffle

2024 Author: Malcolm Clapton | [email protected]. Last modified: 2023-12-17 03:44

A motorcycle for a chicken, a mouse costume, bacon and other interesting things.

1. Lard

The chunks look delicious, but you won't be able to taste them - they are ordinary stones painted like the famous juicy pork appetizer. It is not known who and why may need such a product, but he already has 33 orders. Buyers write in reviews that decorative bacon comes well packaged and looks great.

2. Glass

“We put a glass in a glass so that the wine is poured while the wine is being poured” - it seems that this is the phrase that inspired the creators of this masterpiece. The glass looks rather unusual. It is not clear only how convenient it is to use it: the product has not yet a single review. Two models are available to order: with and without a long leg.

3. Motorcycle

No, this is not just a figurine for interior decoration. A metal motorcycle comes in handy for roasting juicy chicken. A tin can is inserted into a round hole, a quarter filled with beer, a carcass is attached to it and sent to the oven for an hour or an hour and a half. Thanks to this design, the meat is tender and juicy. In addition, you do not need to contrive and figure out how to install all this.

Metal glasses are included for extra coolness. In them, the chicken looks even more spectacular.

4. Harness

Usually the harness is not surprising, but not this one. The fact is that the seller offers to walk not a dog or a cat on it, but a chicken. Why walk a bird on a leash is an open question and, most likely, unanswered.

5. Mask-glasses

The coronavirus has changed many areas of life. Fashion is no exception: take these polycarbonate sunglasses. They cover the eyes, as well as the nose and mouth, acting as a protective mask.

The seller claims that it is convenient to ride a bicycle and snowboard in such an accessory: the screen does not fog up, protects the face from sunlight, snow, wind and rain.

6. Suit

Ahead is a series of New Year's corporate parties, which means it's time to take care of the costume. A tight-fitting mouse outfit will clearly draw attention to its wearer and make him the star of any party. Voluminous details, tail and ears only add originality to the image. Fortunately, the item has never been ordered yet.

7. Plaster

Earrings, hairpins, bracelets, chains … All of these are excellent, but a bit trivial accessories. Whether it is a patch plaster! They will definitely succeed in surprising even the most sophisticated fashionistas. The jewelry is attached to the bridge of the nose, but it is not entirely clear how it is held there: no clamps are provided.

8. Cover

A transparent insert in the area of buttons and openwork lace along the perimeter, complemented by a pink bow, are expensive and rich, grandma will be happy. The cover is sold in several sizes: it will be possible to find a suitable one for a large TV remote control, and for a small one from an air conditioner.

9. Telescopic baton

Found an accessory for those who maintain social distance and expect it from others. When unfolded, the length of the baton reaches 110 cm. Not recommended one and a half meters, of course, but also not bad. Acquire and don't give thanks.